Notes II - Twisted Every Way - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)
Written by:Andrew Lloyd Webber
Ludicrous
Have you seen the score
Simply ludicrous
It's the final straw
This is lunacy
Well you know my views
Utter lunacy
But we daren't refuse
Not another
Chandelier
Look my friend what
We have here
"Dear Andre
Re my orchestrations:
We need another first bassoon
Get a player with tone
And that third trombone
Has to go
The man could not be deafer
So please preferably one
Who plays in tune "
"Dear Firmin
Vis a vis my opera:
Some chorus-members must be sacked
If you could find out which
Has a sense of pitch
Wisely though
I've managed to assign a
Rather minor role to those
Who cannot act "
Outrage
What is it now
This whole affair is
An outrage
Signora please
Now what's the matter
Have you seen
The size of my part
Signora listen
It's an insult
Not you as well
Just look at this
It's an insult
Please understand
Signor Signora
The things I have
To do for my art
If you can call
This gibberish "art"
Ah Here's our little flower
Ah Miss Daae
Quite the lady
Of the hour
You have
Secured the largest role
In this "Don Juan"
Christine Daae
She doesn't have