TheRealSlimeShady

The Real Slime Shady (Explicit) - Dan Bull

Lyrics by：Dan Bull

Composed by：Dan Bull

Produced by：JGBeats

The moon is full full

The cave is deep deep deep

Anybody who is sane is asleep

Sleep

It's deep down here here

Don't creep down here here

Or you might disappear suddenly down here

Welcome

Come inside my hole

I'm very much obliged

Yes

My friends call me

But you might know me as slime

Hi

I am the massivest giant

Gelatinous guy in this cavernous mine

My only passion is hiding in passages

Frightening passing chumps hi

I'm in your messages

Slide in like catheters

Right in your bladder surprise

Try to fly and you'll happen to find

That you're trapped in a dilemma Kafka could write

Deep

You can try and hit back

When I die

I just snap as if I am elastic incised

Boing

Look at the size of this bastard

Dividing like matter

The kind that'll happen

When atoms collide

Boom

Not about to deny it

I'm having a fabulous time rapping this rhyme

I cram it with multisyllabics

And double entendres in patterns

That baffle your mind

I flip mathematic like a poltergeist

Boo

Because when I divide

Then I multiply

Hoo

I'm not the sort to die

Wouldn't resort to violence

'Cause the more you try it

Then the more I riot

One-on-one I'm a one-man army

Come on bruv no one can harm me

We aren't going to 'cause any trouble now are we

So turn around and start running for your life calmly

The moon is full the cave is deep

Deep

Anybody who is sane is asleep

It's deep down here

Don't creep down here