Take It Like A Man - Christian Borle/Laura Bell Bundy
What is this place
It's called a Department Store
It's it's beautiful
Shh
First a deep breath
Take it all in
Feel all those halogens warming your skin
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen
See they care
Love
Excuse me
Love
The new fragrance from Chanel
Oh no thank you
I know you're scared
Nevertheless
Think of the people you want to impress
Swallow your pride for me
Just nod yes and prepare
'Cause something's in the air
I think it's love
Exactly
Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
So take it like a man
What does she want
Not really sure
Why can't we leave things
The way that they were
Why can I never say no to her
What's that smell
Subtext
By Calvin Klein
That I don't like
That's kind of neat
Guys who wear that
Get beat up on my street
Still I've come this far
I can't retreat in my shell
I'm in the hands of Elle
What the hell
Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
So take it like a man
God I love shopping for guys
Okay this is strange
Watching them change
Right before my eyes
Don't watch me change
Look at him striking a pose
His confidence grows
He'll bloom like a rose
It's just clothes
God I love shopping for men
Okay this is nice