TheBigBangTheory

The Big Bang Theory - The Theme Song - Voidoid

Our whole universe was in a hot

Dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started

Wait The earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool

Neanderthals developed tools

We built a wall we built the pyramids Math

Science history unraveling the mysteries

That all started with the big bang

Hey

Since the dawn of man is really not that long

As every galaxy was formed in less time

Than it takes to sing this song

A fraction of a second and the elements were made

The bipeds stood up straight

The dinosaurs all met their fate

They tried to leap but they were late

And they all died they froze their asses off

The oceans and Pangea see ya wouldn't wanna be ya

Set in motion by the same big bang

It all started with the big bang

It's expanding ever outward but one day

It will 'cause the stars to go the other way

Collapsing ever inward we won't be here

It won't be hurt

Our best and brightest figure that

It'll make an even bigger bang

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

Debating how we're here they're catching deer

We're catching viruses

Religion or astronomy Descartes or

Deuteronomy it all started with the big bang

Music and mythology Einstein and astrology

It all started with the big bang

It all started with the big bang