StraightWhiteMale

Straight White Male - Tom MacDonald

Straight white male I hate myself

Mad that my skins so pale

Got white privilege so I cannot fail

The world told me I'm evil still

I break the law but I escape the jail

My diet only mayonnaise and kale

I went to school and I pay my taxes

I use good grammar I'm bad as hell hell

I'm not a Nazi

I like black people black Jesus black Santa black coffee

I'm not a racist

I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians

Black Power says I'm the problem

Yeah

Girl Power says I'm the issue

Yeah

Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em

Woo

All of y'all trippin' I'll get you some tissues

Ahh

Y'all have been paintin' me villanous

I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages

I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'

I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants

Maybe all whites look the same

And you think that I'm somebody else so it's cool

Honestly I think that everyone looks alike

If they aren't white then I'm sorry it's true

Straight white male

I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate

Hey

Straight white male

Police pull me over I L-O-L in they face

Hey

Straight white male

Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape

Hey

Straight white male

It's so easy to be me hehehehe I'm feelin' great

Hey

Straight white male I'm so frail

Momma gotta pay my bail

Shotguns and meth are both on sale

I'ma need to treat myself

Yup

I only listen to country music

I only marry my second cousins

I only cry when my team is losin'

I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims

Hey

Y'all blame me for buildin' the system

Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women

Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given

Y'all blame me for talkin' when I should just listen

You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin'

And hate me for slavery and lately I'm trippin'

That daily you shame me for havin' opinions

On race and our country and everything in it

Fine y'all don't gotta be my friends