Retirement

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Kaiser Chiefs-Retirement

There are many things

That I would be proud of

If I'd only invented them

Such as the wheel

The washing machine

And the tumble dryer

On these inventions

Surely I could retire

I want to retire

No longer required

I want to get by

Without the man on my back

A tear in my eye

With a heart full of pride

I must go out on a high

And tell nobody why

There are many things

That I know I could do

If I'd only have wanted to'

Such as create

The perfect soulmate

Everyone would admire

On this creation

Surely I could retire

I want to retire

No longer required

I want to get by

Without the man on my back

A tear in my eye

With a heart full of pride

I must go out on a high

And not to answer to why

I want to retire

Inform the suppliers

I'll leave the party in style

And not to be carried out

Without a cloud in the sky

I Got my fingers in pies

A Golden watch on my side

Will measure my free time

Now my place in History

Is surely assured

I will be remembered here

Forever more

Brand new product in place

And a potential buyer

Up on this next transaction

Surely I could retire

I want to retire

No longer required

I want to get by

Without the man on my back

A tear in my eye

With a heart full of pride

I must go out on a high

And not to answer to why

I want to retire

Inform the suppliers