Prom Queen (Explicit) - Insane Clown Posse
Won't you be my prom queen
(Another morning)
Won't you be my prom queen
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen
(It's time for my senior prom)
Won't you be my prom queen
Everybody has a real good time
Another morning I must get up and go to school
I'm taking too long gettin' dressed tryin' to look my best
Because today is not your ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming and I heed my daddy's warnings
I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much trouble because I'm
I'm very nice my mother says I'm very handsome
When I wear my good vest and mother knows best
I got to school I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
But this time I must now approach them
Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again
And so I choose her her hair it matches with her face
She is so lovely my heart and pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends and to her presence
Hello Christine would you be my prom queen
(I'd rather die I'd rather die I'd rather die)
There was a time when I could except a no
That was before Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome
Christine is famous she has so many different friends
Will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend
Nobody talks to me I only talk to I
And I been telling myself all day she's gotta die
Good morning everybody
This is Principal Rogers and I would just like to congratulate
Our Senior class
And wish them a great time at tonight's prom dance
Won't you be my prom queen
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen
(I can be your prom king)
Everybody has a real good time
It was really f**kin' easy I'm a human hater
I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her
I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders
And when it got dark I carried her home on my shoulders
My daddy was asleep when I snuck her in the back
I thought about my situation and it's kind of whack
It sounds cheap but we're having prom in my cellar
But she's dead I guess I'll never have to tell her
I took the bottles up to Meijer's four dollars worth
I took the 17 dollars that was in her purse
I bought balloons and streamers and stuff to munch
I had a dollar left I bought a Faygo punch
I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall