StreetHassle

Street Hassle - Lou Reed (娄.里德)

Waltzing Matilda

Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet

The sexy boy smiled in dismay

She took out four twenties

'Cause she liked round figures

Everybody's queen for a day

Oh babe I'm on fire and you know

I admire your

Body why don't we slip away

Although I'm sure you're certain

It's a rarity me flirtin'

Sha-la-la-la this way

Oh sha-la-la-la-la sha-la-la-la-la

Hey baby come on let's slip away

Luscious and gorgeous oh what a humpin' muscle

Call out the national guard

She creamed in her jeans

As he picked up her knees

From off of the formica topped bar

And cascading slowly he lifted her wholly

And boldly out of this world

And despite people's derision

Proved to be more than diversion

Sha-la-la-la later on

And then sha-la-la-la-la he entered her slowly

And showed her where he was coming from

And then sha-la-la-la-la

He made love to her gently

It was like she'd never ever come

And then sha-la-la-la-la sha-la-la-la-la

When the sun rose and he made to leave

You know sha-la-la-la-la sha-la-la-la-la

Neither one regretted a thing

Street Hassle

Hey that cunt's not breathing

I think she's had too much

Of something or other

Hey man you know what I mean

I don't mean to scare you

But you're the one who came here

And you're the one

Who's gotta take her when you leave

I'm not being smart

Or trying to be cold on my part

And I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve

But you know people get all emotional

And sometimes man

They just don't act rational you know

They think they're just on TV

Sha-la-la-la man

Why don't you just slip her away

You know I'm glad that we met man

It really was nice talking

And I really wish that

There was a little more time to speak

But you know it could be a hassle

Trying to explain this all to a police officer

About how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed

And it's not like we could help