VillagerNews:BREAKINGNEWS!

I wake up in the moring climb out of my bed

Ctick my moustache to the front of my head

Eat breakfast in the kitchen with my wife'n kids

Except I don't because I live alone :(

Head over to the studio and say hello

Coz I'm the news ancher,gotta start the show

'got a lot of work to fill my predecessors shoes

Before he died he told me just which words to use

BREAKING NEWS

The army's looking for people to become a part of a big hot air balloon

BREAKING NEWS

Wait- the balloon projects have been cancelled

'coz the last one stuck orbiting the moon

BREAKING NEWS

The projects done,the moon has won

when the general was asked he said"I WANT MY MUM"

BREAKING NEWS

Well.At they're all up there together,

now here's Wooly with the weather

Hey Wooly,how's the weather today?

-Go away

Are you sure it's not going to rain?

-Go away

Our viewers just need to attain if it's going to rain,

as we both know the weather is your domain

No,it isn't

But look at all these people they'll all have to remain

Unaware of any drizzle,mist or hurricanes

What?You think they'll look out their window panes?

And how would it affect all of the farmers grain?

We really need a sheep here with a functioning brain

Coz our backup weather-sheep finds it hard to explain

It's causing some villagers to call and complain with things like

I'm sorry could you say that again?

I don't work for you

JUST READ THE WEATHER!!

No,go away

Thanks Wooly good to have you around

Now onto a section called "What have you found?"

Where the citizens show us what they have uncovered

Here are the judges,and here are their buzzers!

O-kay!number one what have you got for me?

I nearly died getting to this heart of the sea

Emm…That's really not my cup of tea

I agree,let's release the angry bees

Alright,number two,well,what have you got there?

Oh I found this comfy chair!

Doesn't he know that's just some stairs?

Way too hard on our derrieres

Okay Number 3 this better be slick

Oh uh

I found a stick?

What a beautiful stick

What a beautiful stick

I've seen nothing quite like it

How about this one here?

What about what one where?

Gosh that stick is delightful!

What a beautiful stick

What a beautiful stick