EverydayNormalGuy2

Everyday Normal Guy 2 (超燃版) - AECX

What can I say it's just a day in my life

I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night

To be productive at work I got to be well rested

Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family

Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

I have good memories from my childhood bitch

My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch

I used to play with that motherfucker all day long

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

About ten times a day man all year long

My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you

Every time I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye

Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy

Sticks and stones break my bones

But it's the words that make me cry

Like that time in grade three

When a girl called me stupid face

She really hurt me

Why'd she call me stupid face

Is my face stupid how's that even possible

A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible

shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it

Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

Mine broke about six months ago motherfucker

Go go go go go shawty

It's your birthday

Go party like it's your birthday

I wasn't invited but it's okay

I'll just stay at home and play some video games