Trials

Trials (Instrumental) - Dan Bull

But I was a young boy I wanted to be a film star

I wanted to star in my own action film called Motorbike Man 12

I don't know why specifically twelve it just sounded cool

But anyway needless to say Motorbike Man 12 never actually materialized

But instead I have this

Check out my motorbike I hope you like it

I'm a mix of a fighter pilot and a cyclist

Never mind physics because I find it a little inapplicable

Right when I fly limits never apply

And it's evident I'm not going to be the first daredevil to die

My hell is a temperate climate So I'm revving on the engine

Just to get the frickin' temperature rising never mind driving

I get my high riding spinning my tires as I'm descending and climbin'

Livin' the high life I'm literally high pour me a Mai Tai

With a little lemon and lime in

All I need to eat is three square meals

And all I need to move is two round wheels

And when I nail a perfect landing I can't find the words

To describe 'dem feels' I lack an equal a mix of man and eagle

Savagely ravaging people Leave them wobbling like a weebel

I take a track and leave a battle scene

Gravity hasn't been something that particularly hassled me

People are chatting

See well I imagine he's been to NASA's astronaut academy

Hasn't he You're lagging keep up All but forgotten

Stand like a man or you'll be falling on your bottom

Rag doll rolling on the floor you're performance is really rather poor

If you're struggling to keep up anymore

I'd really like for you to tell me what the hell you're here for

I wield more balls than tournaments in snooker

A super duper loop the looper

The manner in which I'm shooting through the hoops

Is moving you into a stupor

Face full of smoke like the user of a hookah

I'll leave you newbies trying to reach the new bit

Finding each solution and can finally be moving

From motorcycle riding to writing decent music

My old style's miles higher

It's Trials Evolution

Motorbike Man 12 in very very very selective cinemas too

When I say selective

It doesn't even exist I still want to do the film

Motorbike Man 12" Please