Deadpool Rap (Film Mix|Explicit) - Teamheadkick
They call me deadpool I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys and get some a**
Got blades for days got guns galore
Got combo moves evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts
Don't stop when I shoot full auto is on
Your a** is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head and I won't stop
Whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop
But all these b**ches are pre madonna's
I stuff my face with chimichangas
Tacos and beers always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
Deadpool
Sexy mothaf**kaaaa
Deadpool
Deadpool
Captain deadpool
Nah just deadpool
Merc with a mouth
I can't die
One foot in a grave but I'm still alive
Try to kill me I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous feeling wreckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like texas
Hey goons thugs and bosses
Guess what I brought colossus
Time's up better count your losses
Kickin' that a** as my girlfriend watches
Run away you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy put 'em right in their place
Revenge I'm gunna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell but I cover my face
I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
Deadpool
Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules I came for the taco's
Deadpool
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
Deadpool
'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some
Bring the noise I'll bring the pain
Ha kickin' a** and takin' names
Payback time I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feeling strange
I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand you know I'll end ya
Got two swords now all up in ya
I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up I got somethin' to say
That's right I run my mouth all day
Step up take a bloodbath
Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha ha ha