WhenYouAreOldAndGrey

When You Are Old And Grey - Tom Lehrer

Since I still appreciate you

Let's find love while we may

Because I know I'll hate you

When you are old and grey

So say you love me here and now

I'll make the most of that

Say you love and trust me

For I know you'll disgust me

When you're old and getting fat

An awful debility

A lessened utility

A loss of mobility

Is a strong possibility

In all probability

I'll lose my virility

And you your fertility

And desirability

And this liability

Of total sterility

Will leed to hostility

And a sense of futility

So let's act with agility

While we still have facility

For we'll soon reach senility

And lose the ability

Your teeth will start to go dear

Your waist will start to spread

In twenty years or so dear

I'll wish that you were dead

I'll never love you then at all

The way I do today

So please remember

When I leave in December

I told you so in May