NotesTwistedEveryWay

Ludicrous!

Have you seen the score?

Simply ludicrous!

It's the final straw!

This is lunacy!

Well, you know my views

...Utter lunacy!

But we daren't refuse ...

Not another

Chandelier

...Look, my friend, what

We have here ...

"Dear Andre,

Re my orchestrations:

We need another first bassoon.

Get a player with tone -

And that third trombone

Has to go!

The man could not be deafer,

So please preferably one

Who plays in tune!"

"Dear Firmin,

Vis a vis my opera:

Some chorus-members must be sacked.

If you could, find out which

Has a sense of pitch -

Wisely, though,

I've managed to assign a

Rather minor role to those

Who cannot act!"

Outrage!

What is it now?

This whole affair is

An outrage!

Now what's the matter?

Have you seen

The size of my part?

Signora, listen ...

It's an insult!

Not you as well!

Just look at this -

It's an insult!

Please, understand ...

Signor! Signora!

The things I have

To do for my art!

If you can call

This gibberish "art" !

Ah! Here's our little flower!

Ah Miss Daae,

Quite the lady

Of the hour!

You have

Secured the largest role

In this "Don Juan".

Christine Daae?

She doesn't have

The voice!

Signora, please!

Then I take it