Deep, Deep Trouble - The Simpsons
Written by:Matt Groening/Jeffrey Townes
Bart
Go to your room
Yeah right
Well you're damned if you do
What are we talking about
Well you're damned if you do
Where's your sense of humour
Well you're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
Bart
Let me start at the start then take it away
My name is simpson bartholemew j
That's bart with an art and a capital be
Then simp plus s o n that's me
Introductions aside let's move right along
You can all sing along at the sound of the gong
Once upon a time about a week ago
All of a sudden trouble started to grow
Alarm was buzzin' I was snoozin'
S'posed to get up now but I was refusin'
To let reality become an intrusion
'Cause in dreamy dream land I was cruisin'
But the buzz kept buzzin' my head kept buzzin'
Gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion
D'oh
Opened up my eyes and to my surprise
There stood homer and his temperature risin'
I was chillin' he was yellin'
Face all distorted 'cause he was propellin'
It wasn't what he said but more of his tone
The usual jive put your nose to the grindstone
I said I'm real sorry but that didn't cut it
I started to protest but dad said
Shut it
Get up mow the lawn move it on the double
'Cause if you don't you're in deep deep trouble
Trouble
Deep deep trouble
Run into trouble
Where's your sense of humour man
Deep deep trouble
And they go a little something like this
So I'm in the front yard mowin' like crazy
Sweatin' like a pig and the sun is blazing
Homer's in the driveway getting in the car
With mom and lisa hope they're going real far
The dad yells
Bart
And I go yo
He goes
You done yet
And I go no
So he goes
Oh you're too slow
So I step on the gas to speed up the mow
Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree
Wham ccchhh pssshh raining on me
I go whoa homer goes