WeWillAllGoTogetherWhenWeGo

We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer

When you attend a funeral

It is sad to think that sooner o

Later those you love will

Do the same for you

And you may have thought it tragic

Not to mention other adjec

Tives to think of all

The weeping they will do

But don't you worry

No more ashes no more sackcloth

And an armband made of black cloth

Will some day never more adorn a sleeve

For if the bomb that drops on you

Gets your friends and neighbors too

There'll be nobody left behind to grieve

And we will all go together when we go

What a comforting fact that is to know

Universal bereavement

An inspiring achievement

Yes we all will go together when we go

We will all go together when we go

All suffuse with an incandescent glow

No one will have the endurance

To collect on his insurance

Loyd's of London will be

Loaded when they go

Oh we will all fry together when we fry

We'll be french fried potatoes by and by

There will be no more misery

When the world is our rotisserie

Yes we will all fry together when we fry

Down by the old maelstrom

There'll be a storm before the calm

And we will all bake together when we bake

There'll be nobody present at the wake

With complete participation

In that grand incineration

Nearly three billion hunks of well done steak

Oh we will all char

Together when we char

And let there be no moaning of the bar

Just sing out a te deum

When you see that I c b m

And the party will be come as you are

Oh we will all burn together

When we burn

There'll be no need to stand

And wait your turn

When it's time for the fallout

And saint peter calls us all out

We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn

You will all go directly to your

Respective valhallas

Go directly do not pass go

Do not collect two hundred dolls

And we will all go together when we go

Every hottenhot and every Eskimo

When the air becomes usurious

And we will all go simultaneous