PoorUnfortunateSouls

Poor Unfortunate Souls (From "The Little Mermaid" / Soundtrack Version) - Pat Carroll

Lyrics by：Alan Menken/Howard Ashman

Composed by：Alan Menken

The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself

Can you do that

My dear sweet child

That's what I do

It's what I live for

To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself

Poor souls with no one else to turn to

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented seen the light and made a switch

True

Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And here lately please don't laugh

I use it on behalf of the miserable lonely and depressed

Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain in need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them

Yes indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying "Spells Ursula please"

And I help them

Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

Have we got a deal

If I become human

I'll never be with my father or sisters again

But you'll have your man

Life's full of tough choices isn't it

Oh

And there is one more thing

We haven't discussed the subject of payment

But I don't have any

I'm not asking much

Just a token really a trifle

What I want from you is your voice

But without my voice how can I

You'll have your looks

Your pretty face

And don't underestimate the importance of body language ha

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore

Yes on land it's much preferred

For ladies not to say a word