Objection! - Smg4
Lyrics by:Jared Carey
Composed by:Jared Carey
Alright let's do this
Here's my case
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor you'll find they're not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots
Hold it
Don't give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain
No that's wrong
We fulfill dreams
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It's all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po
Okay sometimes we break the law
But that's an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh enjoy and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire
Heh this is the end it seems
'Cause your team's flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme
Objection
Violence separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation peace for our nation
You guys bring peace
Don't give me that crock
Sure you can talk the talk
Can you walk the walk
Our only crimes
We saved the Earth a buncha times
From eldritch incantations
Greedy expectations
Hate love and rejection
O-o-objection
Don't get cocky you haven't won yet
I haven't even broken a sweat
You'll be banned just as planned
Witnesses to the stand
You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense
So what
It's about having tons of fun
Your neutral special can be a gun
Bro your vids aren't even funny
I bet you're doing this all for the money
Shut up No one asked for your opinion
L plus ratio plus you look like a minion
I'm sorry but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression
It's okay we may woe
But we develop love and grow
Ugh can you guys please stop persisting
It's hard enough already existing
Alright you've heard their plea
They're innocent so if you please