TeddyPicker

They've sped up to the point where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke

Plenty of desperation to be sceneseen

Staring at the television screen

Sped up the point where they provoke

You to tell the f**king punchline

Before you have told the joke

Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist

It wasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the 1000th time and it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

He told ya that you were dying for it

Saw it and she grabbed it

And it wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it whatever that means

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and the magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke

D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath

That says we are defenders

Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn

Ah the fist replaced the kissed Don't concern

Us with your bollocks I don't want your prayer

Save it for the morning after

And it's the 1000th time and it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

He told ya that you were gagging for it

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker

Already thick and you're getting thicker

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker

Already thick and you're getting thicker

Persuming that all things are equal

Who'd want to be men of the people

When there's people like you