Redneck12DaysofChristmas

Redneck 12 Days of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy

Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart

Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas

Well you cleaned up whatcha get

5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires

3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs

And some parts to a Mustang GT

You got gypped there's

12 days to Christmas

I know that I got it covered

Look over there in the corner

That's yours too

Yeah

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

2 huntin' dogs and some parts

To a Mustang GT

Man these ain't

Normal Christmas presents

No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts

Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings

That double as fishin' lures

Or if you can burp

The entire chorus to jingle bells

Perhaps if you think

That the nut cracker

Is something you did off the high dive

Or if you've ever misspelled

Anything in Christmas lights

Or if you leave cold beer

And pickled eggs for Santa Claus

What's wrong with that

I didn't say anything's wrong with it

It's hard to beat

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

2 huntin' dogs and some parts

To a Mustang GT

Well you know

You can't really consider it a Christmas

Unless you go down to the

Penitentiary and visit your Momma

You're not listening to me

Get the car key out of your ear

That's where the 9 years

Probation comes in

I'm gonna do it for you again

Now listen

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

2 huntin' dogs and some parts