EverydayNormalGuy2

Everyday Normal Guy 2 - Lil-Joel

You want some more of this b***h

Back in the heezy

We could do this all year long

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day

I saw these two fine b***hes they were walking my way

Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say

But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake

So I put my head down and I just walked away

I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great

Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play

Sheryl Crow James Blunt and motherf**king Ace of Bass

Yo what can I say

It's just a day in my life

I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night

To be productive at work I got to be well rested

Yeah motherf**ker you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker

And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family

Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

I have good memories from my childhood b***h

My favorite toy was my f**king firetruck b***h

I used to play with that motherf**ker all day long

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

And then I played with my motherf**ker all day long

About ten times a day man all year long

My favorite song motherf**ker I don't like to admit it

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you

Every time I hear that f**king

S**t a tear comes to my eye

Why the f**k did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

Yo I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

Sticks and stones break my bones

But it's the words that make me cry

Like that time in grade three

When a girl called me Stupid Face

She really hurt me why'd she call me Stupid Face

Is my face stupid

How's that even possible

A person could be stupid but a face

That's impossible

S**t happens all the time and you learn

How to deal with it

Regular everyday normal f**king bulls**t