The Funk Shop - countdown mix-masters/2 Live Crew
I know a place just down there two streets
Babe they'll ask you no questions
And give you clean sheets
Welcome to the f**k shop
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to see a show
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money it's the best buy
But hours hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your but it so it was the pink
But be careful of the things that you use
'Cause you want get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties rock
Lot of rocking and rolling at the f**k shop
Please come inside make yourself at home
I want to f**k so let's get on
You meet the girl behind closed doors
You would feel the f**k and nothing more
Just prepare your sail for the night
Let me f**k you own black and white
'Cause I'm want to slay you does your able
Don't fun to f**k and don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half and not the second quarter
I'll f**k 'til you sleep you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams you can say I'm crazy in the f**k shop
Come on see the feel
In the f**k shop that's where it's at
In the f**k shop the place to splak
In the f**k shop where all the boys go
In the f**k shop f**kin' all the h**s
Thank you and f**kin' f**kin' f**k shop