NotCrying

Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords

So you're leaving

I can tell because I can see you're leaving

But if you're trying to break my heart

Your plan is flawed from the start

You can't break this heart it's liquid

It melted when I met you

And as you leave don't turn back to me

Don't turn around to see if I'm crying

I'm not crying not crying not crying

I'm not crying it's just been raining on my face

And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks

Please please don't tell my mates

I'm not crying no I'm not crying

And if I am crying it's not because of you

It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine

You don't know who is dying that's right dying

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me

I've just been cutting onions

I'm making a lasagna for one

Oh I'm not crying no

There's just a little bit of dust in my eye

That's from the path that you made

When you said your goodbye

I'm not weeping cause you won't be here

To hold my hand

For your information

There's an inflammation in my tear gland

I'm not upset because you left me this way

My eyes are just a little sweaty today

They've been looking around

And are searching for you

They've been looking for you

Even though I told them not to

These aren't tears of sadness

They're tears of joy

I'm just laughing ha ha ha ha ha

I'm sitting at this table called love

Staring down at the irony of life

How come we've reached this fork in the road

And yet it cuts like a knife

I'm not crying

I'm not crying

I'm not crying