StayingIn

Staying In - Lil Dicky

Another Friday afternoon

Dicky chilling in his room

Got a teddy on the bed you bet he playing little spoon

Pimping I ain't fittna move sh*t

B**ches getting stupid

But I ain't getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit

And yea I know the cool kids are drinking at the bar

But I just ate a chicken parm

And then got faded in my car

And there's tomato on my navel as I'm laying in my arms

Debating if it's safe to wait because the bathrooms kinda far

Goddamn

I don't wanna go nowhere

Why the f**k these b**ches call my cell

Ion't really care what the f**k they do

I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off myself

Sun is going down I bet the club been going down

But I don't wanna f**k with nuffin less it's something in the house

And now I'm naked on the couch

With raisenets in my mouth

I'm playing a stupid asian in NBA 2k12

And I'm beatin' that a** with the Utah jazz

Youjizz on the tablet loading multiple tabs

As I pack bowls mac pro chattin' with a black ho

Dat want a redskin' sack call dat b**ch orakpo

Crack flow f**king with a lotta f**king snacks bro

Cookies in the oven whatcha know 'bout how I stack dough

And I ain't got no maf**kan plans ya dig

It's Friday night and I'm stayin' in

Don't wanna drink man you couldn't even pay the kid

Who knew that laying in the crib would make a hit

So put your hands in the air if you stayin' in

If you don't even care what day it is

Ya had a long week roll w**d take a hit

Go on Demand take a gander and play some sh*t

Okay my cell is getting bombed yo

B**ches want a don

To come meet 'em greet 'em leave with 'em freak 'em at they condo

My penis like Chicago

D Rose pronto

But I won't be scoring less it's Fifa with Ronaldo

Cause I ain't coming out I'm getting freaky Michael Jackson

Keepin' up with the Kardashians

As I'm eatin' easy mac

And as I'm peein' I'm seeing penis wit pieces of a napkin

Need to clean it i'm creamin' without a boo dis ain't Aladdin

Achu das what the rest y'all do erry time y'all spit some sicknin' sh*t

The fridge gotta lil' bit left in it so now

I'm raiden sub zero to finish him

Damn how you do dat there you kicking it like Liu Kang here

My pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a Jews wit Nair

And I'ont think I wanna brag but staying inside the pad

Was basically the greatest day that I've had

Holla back if you don't really wanna pregame and wait for cabs

Would rather eat a f**king cheese cake and take a nap

I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a maf**ka

Bumping to something Usher while grubbing on some fuddruckers

Say I ain't the man ho playing on demand shows

You can get retarded but Lil' Dicky think he stayin' home