TheWindowsUpdateSong

The Windows Update Song - Lolnein

Lyrics by：Vincent Kunert

Composed by：Vincent Kunert

You crack your thumbs

Sit down and run over the headphone cord

Drop heaps of crumbs of your sweet

Bun deep into my keyboard

And then you type with these

Fingers that are still not clean

I can live with dirty keys

But you let others touch my screen

Everyday I watch you living the Adobe Suite life

Makes me want to Office myself 365

You take a break from working

Get up and leave

So I'm releasing something that's been lurking

It is payback time

I've got an update

Want me to restart now or wait

Too late

You left an open file

Did not save for a while

Turn off and on

Oh no and now it's gone

Do as you dictate

Your actions taught me how to hate primate

You return and cry

Login and wonder why

Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop

You think you're Windows Gyver

Since you plugged in a device

Installed an ancient driver

And then only crashed it twice

Yet don't get it needs to buffer

'Cause your internet is crap

So you want to see me suffer

And give me a wimpy slap

You play some fancy games

Can't you hear I'm out of breath

You want those golden sixty frames

But get blue screens of death

You take a break from playing

Get up and leave

So I'm releasing what you kept delaying

It is payback time

I've got an update

Want me to restart now or wait

Too late

You left an open file

Did not save for a while

Turn off and on

Oh no and now it's gone

Do as you dictate

Your actions taught me how to hate primate

You return and cry

Login and wonder why

Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop

Users fall for every scam

Each contact in their Outlook

Eventually gets harmful spam