GimmeThreeSteps

I was cutting the rug down at place called The Jug

With a girl named Linda Lou

When in walked a man with a gun in his hand

And he was looking for you know who

He said 'Hey there fellow with the hair colored yellow

Whatcha trying to prove

'Cause that's my woman there and I'm a man who cares

And this might be all for you'

I said 'Excuse me'

I was scared and fearing for my life

I was shaking like a leaf on a tree

'cause he was lean mean big and bad Lord

Pointing that gun at me

'Oh wait a minute mister I didn't even kiss her

Don't want no trouble with you

And I know you don't owe me but I wish you'd let me

Ask one favor from you'

Oh won't you

Gimme three steps gimme three steps oh mister

Gimme three steps toward the door

Gimme three steps gimme three steps oh mister

And you'll never see me no more'

For sure

Well the crowd cleared away and I began to pray

And the water fell on the floor

And I'm telling you son it aingt no fun

Staring straigth down a fortyfour

Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lou

And that's the break I was looking for

Well you could hear me screaming a mile away

As I was headed out toward the door

Oh won't you

Gimme three steps gimme three steps oh mister

Gimme three steps toward the door

Gimme three steps gimme three steps oh mister

And you'll never see me no more'

Show me the back door