Try Me - Jerry Bock/Sheldon Harnick
Lyrics by:Jerry Bock/Sheldon Harnick
Composed by:Jerry Bock/Sheldon Harnick
I have trained myself
Going shelf by shelf
And I know every item
In the store
Every tube jar box bottle
Carton and container
Where they are
What they cost
What they're for
Although it's something
You have never thought
About mister Maraczek
Try me
You need a man who knows
The business inside
Out mister Maraczek
Try me
You need help or I'd have
Never spoken
And why break someone in
When I'm already broken
In this emergency I wouldn't
Let you down
Mister Maraczek
Try me
Oh I can see by
The uncertain
Way you frown that
You ask yourself
Why me
For first class clerking and
Consciencious working
Mister Maraczek why not
Try me
Alright this cream is sour
Very sour take it back
Yes sir
You wish to return this
Jar madam
Certainly right
You are madam
You say it smells like
A drownded cat
Oh It does at that
At Maraczek's madam we
Claim with pride the
Customer must be satisfied
The customer must
Be satisfied
By the way we have a
Special sale
On autumn heather
Let me spray some
On your hand
Here we'll smell it together
It has the three elements
Of good perfume