AnotherWorld

Somewhere in another world

I married my ex girlfriend

She's pregnant with our seventh kid

They live in a minivan

And I'm not the type to throw a stone and hide my hand

But if the me in that world is listening

I gotta say I'm a fan

I hope they're well

I hope they're happy

I hope they make it out

But I hope I never find out

Somewhere in another world

I went out for milk

Never returned to my girl and kids

The woman I left was thrilled

'Cause she found the love of her life

They got matching bumper stickers

And the man she married is kind and thoughtful

Nothing like the man she married here

I hope they're well

I hope they're happy

I hope they make it out

But I hope I never find out

Maybe the guy who makes all the right moves is some version of me

Maybe there's a me who makes a million bucks an hour

There's a me who started eating vegetables

A me who made his family proud

But I wouldn't know

I guess we'll never know

Somewhere in another world

I never learned guitar

And if that seems inconsequential

Then you're missing the point by far

'Cause somewhere in another world

They don't have this song

And the people in that world have never sung along