RapGod

The Falling Downs - Rap God

Look

I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

But I'm only going to get this one chance

Something's wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got like something's

About to happen but I don't know what

If that means what I think it means

We're in trouble big trouble

And if he is as bananas as you say

I'm not taking any chances

You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginnin' to feel like a

Rap god rap god

All my people from the front to

The back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long

Enough to slap box slap box

They said I rap like a robot

So call me rap bot

But for me to rap like a

Computer must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I half cock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

Ever since bill clinton was still in office

With monica lewinsky feeling on his nutsack

I'm an mc still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with

This flippity dippity hippity hip hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissin'

Match with this rappity rap

Packin' a mac in the back of the ac'

Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack

And at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat

Stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a motha table

Over the back of a couple of

Faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow

All I do is drop f bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time period

Here's a maxi pad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

While I'm masterfully constructing

This master piece yeah

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a

Rap god rap god

All my people from the front to

The back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long

Enough to slap box slap box

Let me show you maintaining this ****

Ain't that hard that hard