DMV

DMV (Album Version) - Primus

I've been to hell I spell it i spell it dmv

Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean

Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream

And if I had my druthers Id screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it thc

Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean

I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory

As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues tea kettles gobs of axle grease

There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese

Now lifes a bowl of bagel dogs but there are unpleasantries

Cold toilet seats dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless

I've been to hell I spell it i spell it dmv

Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean

I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen

And if I had my druthers Id screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless