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Theme From Family Guy - Brian

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies

And sex on TV

Peter but where are those good old fashioned values

On which we used to rely

Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo

Or hedy lamarr

Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez

You want to curl up and die

Lucky theres a family guy

Lucky theres a man who positively can do

All the things that make us

Laugh and cry

He's a family guy

When I was young the songs were fair

With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher

Peter but now we get justin timber homo

A heartache all gone awry

Brian the classic films were works of arts

The images were graceful the stories were smart

But now we get matrix revolution

I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme

But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking

Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella

Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of

Apple pie

He's a family guy

His smiles a simple delight

He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites

Peter

Meg he bought me my cute little hat

Brian yeah we should have a talk about that

About that and his hat

He's mastered the comedy arts

He says look out hiroshima then casually farts

He's loaded with sexy appeal

And best of all my titties are real have a feel

Brian no thank you

I gave it the office

Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and

Pretty laura petrie has dicky van dyke

But who around here could fill those loafers

But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us

Laugh and cry

He's a family guy he's a family guy

Oh my thank you very much what a welcome

I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show

Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious

Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea

Should tell you I'm generous

I shouldnt actually have to spend any money

Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit

Brian yeah it is a little bright

You know brian I I just noticed something

With that light shining on you from that angle

You look a lot like jamie farr

Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh

It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears

Really how so