AsgoreRunsOverDessWithLyrics

Driving in my car right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

D U I?

How about you die?

I'll go a hundred miles

an hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas

Ima get your fountain-making ass

Pulverize this ****

with my Bergentrück

It seems you're out of luck!

TRUCK!!

Gears to my right. beer in my left hand

Leaving my seventh red light in the past

Sorry miss undyne, I don’t yield to signs

The king has come to drive

Tires burning rubber, skidding off the ground

breaking all laws, known to monsterkind

I dont give a ****, I wont slow down

SOON YOU WILL FALL BEHIND

Cracking a cold one, with my steering wheel

Flashing my headlights, just to see you scream

When against my chariot, you'd better kneel

For the king's blowing steam

Engine roaring loud, diesel in my veins

Swerved into the curb, the end has only pain

Foot is on the gas, no mercy for the deer

My windshield is turning red

oh, I still had a six pack left to down,

but you're already gone

I hope toriel

won't divorce my sorry ass

For running over this stupid deer

With 2 tons of pure bergentruck

TRUCK!!