I've Got a Bone (Explicit) - Dan Bull
Lyrics by:Dan Bull
Composed by:Dan Bull
Well
Hello again friend
I'm a skeleton
Returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends
From the nether to the end
And I've
Got a bone to pick with you little human
Bone to pick with you little human being
I've seen
Where you've been and I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you little human
Bow to shoot at you little human being
I know where you sleep
So don't make a peep
Close your eyes don't peek
Sweet dreams
I've had my skull crunched thirteen times
Soil where my brain is a dirty mind
Full of naughty nursery rhymes
Poor me
Pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty
Dry as a bone
'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements
I'm the result of an awful experiment
I'm a living skeleton
Devoid of any melanin or keratin
This specimen's a miracle of medicine
Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin
So that you're resembling a jelly trembling
When you hear my bones rattle feel the adrenaline
Levels in your medulla rising like the theremin
I've got a bone to pick with you little human
Bone to pick with you little human being
I've seen
Where you've been and I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you little human
Bow to shoot at you little human being
I know where you sleep
So don't make a peep
Close your eyes don't peek
Sweet dreams
Hello jack-o'-lantern how the hell have you been
I haven't seen you since halloween and that was pretty harrowing
I'm nothing but bone and marrow
I'm rocking a bow and arrow
Like some kind of low-fat rambo
Don't wear clothes I go commando
Don't wear pants I'm butt naked
But my butt is just grey
'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk
No wonder my butt's aching
I can't sit down I can't do any sunbathing
It's frustrating I just wish the game was updated
All I want's some muscles and a suntan honey
But until I get them killing you's a fun plan sonny